After our IEEE officers’ meeting, it turned out that I had some business to take care of with the chair, so I went to the office with him.  It so happened that we received our new couch in the process.  All of a sudden, someone came up with the hilarious idea that we should take our many-year-old couch and stick it in front of our rival’s door to block it.  Little did we know that they too were expecting a couch, so we simply left it for them to take in.  Hilarity shall ensue soon…