Don’t deny it, folks. If you have done any decent web surfing recently, I’m sure you all have seen something advertising quick weight loss solutions. It looks something like this:
So the rule is “Obey?” Now I’m confused, because the definition of “obey” is “to conform to or comply with” (reference). Somebody call the grammar police — we have an incident of vagueness here!
Just so you know, they’re scams (reference: Consumerist.com). Let’s play a game of “What’s Wrong With This Picture?” Wait… is it really a scam? It really works, and I have my before/after pics to prove it:
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Oh, wait… that’s the Photoshop diet. My apologies. But still, if that’s not enough express weight shedding for you, you could try the Knight Bus diet, brought to you by Harry Potter:
Call me a cynic, but I’ve seen too many of these fad diets. The bus widening up is no accident and is reflective of what will happen to most people: They will regress and will be seeking desperate measures like these again.
I’m no fan of quick fixes, for I have yet to be convinced that I won’t have to come back and fix it again. I would rather take the sting of a fix that will last me a longer period of time. Finally, for those of you who happen to have a stocky build, just continue to be well (i.e. eat healthy foods, exercise — even if it’s taking the stairs or walking a bit more, etc.).
