This morning, I woke up to a good friend’s Facebook status indicating that she was a victim of a hit-and-run and her neck hurts. One of her “friends” left a comment offering to have sex with her (comment was deleted in the screenshot below).
Key: Green = Me; Yellow = Friend; Red = Foe
In an attempt to stand up for my friend, I told that guy to think before he types because several little birds tell me that copulation is a physically-stressing activity, and those types of activities are the last thing an injured person would want (for risk of worsening the injury). Anyways, he replied some racially-charged order for Chinese food:
- Kung pao delight
- Fried rice
- Egg drop soup
- No egg roll
- Fortune cookie that says “go **** yourself”
It took about five minutes of anger before my logic kicked in. My logic says that he wants a fortune cookie with an insult directed towards him. Ai-ya! What did I say about thinking and typing?! In any case, I used to think that the phrase “think before you type” applies to issuing commands to computers, but I would like to share this lesson: It applies to real life as well.
To my friend: I hope you feel better. Let me know if there’s something I can do for you. I got your back.
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