Category Archives: Funny Snippets of My Life
Aaw, Nuts!
So, the “let’s try something new” streak in me drove me to online dating. I made one or two friends, got to read stories about other people’s backgrounds and stories, and enjoyed diversity to its fullest. Then there’s this conversation… … Continue reading
Hi, Jack?
Yesterday at work, I pass by a guy named Jim, and I say, “Hi, Jim!” He replies, “Be glad my name’s not Jack — people will think you’re a terrorist!”
April Fools!
I got April Fooled at work today. Someone taped a small piece of paper underneath my mouse so that the optical sensor got covered up, resulting in a non-responsive mouse. Somehow, I figured that one out fast and undid it. … Continue reading
Think Before You Type
This morning, I woke up to a good friend’s Facebook status indicating that she was a victim of a hit-and-run and her neck hurts. One of her “friends” left a comment offering to have sex with her (comment was deleted … Continue reading
Pre-Finals Entertainment
In the midst of everybody losing their composure, I am, once again, perfectly calm. After I finish this entry, I’m writing my paper on wind power (it blows… har har har) and continuing with my studying. History?! During the semester, … Continue reading
Gimme My Senior Discount!
I received an ad for this in the mail today along with my weekly grocery store ads. When I saw this, I wondered, “Is the manufacturer seriously desperate for some revenue or something?” After all, it is pretty obvious when … Continue reading
Down Industrials
(11:43:22 AM) Friend: my calc teacher once called the Down Industrials a 30-dimensional vector (11:43:28 AM) Friend: I’d love to be able to visualize that! (11:43:30 AM) Me: Down Industrials? (11:43:33 AM) Friend: *Dow (11:43:34 AM) Friend: lol (11:43:46 AM) … Continue reading
MasterParents
(12:54:16 AM) Me: ******* it… I just broke my multimeter. (12:54:25 AM) SteVO: aww! suck (12:54:34 AM) Me: Aaw, well… I’m going to get myself a Fluke… (12:54:48 AM) SteVO: that’s why i don’t have one, i figure i’d break … Continue reading
Hold Your Horses!
Me: Time to start sorting… Me: I have tags of people I have pics of Me: (and so you too have a tag in my library! Elizabeth: I’m honored Me: [redacted]‘s about to get one Elizabeth: Tag? Me: Yep! Elizabeth: … Continue reading
Addendum: Girl Scout Cookies
Note: This is an addendum to “Girl Scout Cookies,” posted on 2/12/2007. I know I am jumping the gun on this, but this snippet just cannot wait! [22:23] Friend: *GasP*! Thin Mints! [22:23] Friend: You bastard! [22:23] Me: LOL [22:23] … Continue reading
